There’s this real estate agency in Gerringong, perhaps you’ve heard of it – you’d remember if you had.

It’s a bit famous on the internet, for being on lists with funny business names. It’s a shame they hardly do rentals, because it would have been nice to tell people I paid my rent to Dick Payne.

Instead, Allyson and I were forced to settle for something marginally less funny.

They didn’t phail us, so we are happy with them.